the nodding then the wink
When people say “it’s not classy for a lady to curse”
BITCH THIS LADY IS THE EPITOME OF CLASS
LOOK AT HER CURSE. LOOK AT IT.
.~ Practically perfect in every FUCKING way ~.
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables
my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
He’s a weird, dorky…little guy.
#sam did she make a dress out of your shirt (via texanprostates)
the last one
my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond